FOR SALE: THREE (COUNT ‘EM, THREE!!!) DESKS OR TABLES?

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ARE THEY TABLES? ARE THEY DESKS? ARE THEY A BOLD ARCHITECTURAL STATEMENT? YES. ARE YOU TIRED OF LIVING IN A HOME WHERE THERE ARE SIMPLY NOT ENOUGH SURFACES TO PUT YOUR STUFF ON? DO YOU LOOK AT YOUR FLOOR AND THINK, “WOW, I WISH THIS WAS… SLIGHTLY HIGHER”? WELL HOLD ONTO YOUR SNACKS, BECAUSE YOUR DREAMS ARE ABOUT TO BE MEDIOCRELY FULFILLED. INTRODUCING: THREE DESKS! NOT ONE. NOT TWO. THREE. THAT’S A 200% INCREASE IN DESK! FEATURES INCLUDE: PERFECTLY FLAT (AS FAR AS WE KNOW) A DESIGN SO MODERN IT MIGHT JUDGE YOUR OTHER FURNITURE PERFECT FOR: WORKING (OR PRETENDING TO). HOLDING YOUR LAPTOP, COFFEE, AND QUESTIONABLE LIFE CHOICES. IMPRESSING GUESTS WHO WILL ABSOLUTELY SAY, “OH WOW… THAT’S… A DESK... AGE IS UNKNOWN CONDITION IS UNKNOWN