John Deere Riding Mower

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Welcome to Wacky Paddy's Scholastic Emporium and Looper Crematorium! We have some of the things you might need and plenty of things you don't! Want reliable equipment that won’t let you down? Keep on looking! Want to expand your swearing vocabulary while you tinker with something that doesn’t want to cooperate with you? Friend, you’ve found the perfect place! For today’s selection, we’re offering a John Deere 1435 riding mower with a 72” mowing deck. This “fine” machine has served our organization faithfully for many years, working harder than any member on staff. After cutting down many acres of weeds, it’s finally time we send it upstate with all the other lawn equipment. At least that’s what we’ll tell the guys on the Grounds department. We’re offering this to you for the low starting price of [insert price here once management agrees]. Mower is sold as is, where is. Working condition is unknown, the only thing I do know is where it’s sitting and that it’s been in the elements for some time. Bid today before you come to your senses!