Podium

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Up for sale today is this podium. It's not just a stand, not just a lectern, but a vertical confidence amplifier. It has seen some things. It has heard somethings. It has endured the white knuckled grasp of nervous speakers. It has a surface isn't perfect but it's good enough to hold notes, laptops, or that emergency snack you pretend isn't there hiding behind the panel. This is in used condition meaning that is has already absorbed the stress, the panic, and sweat of previous speakers so You don't have to and has the markings to prove it. This is perfect for press conferences with your kids, so once a week you can answer all their questions. Announcements delivered with suspicious enthusiasm, school assemblies where nobody listens and you see a lot of eye rolls, corporate meetings where everyone pretends to listen or weddings, funerals, and any event where someone says " I'll keep this brief" and then lies. This Used podium is ready for it's next hero. Are you brave enough to stand up